Has any individual been depositing what we used to name Columbian marching powder in automobile advertising and marketing departments? We had Arnie Schwarzenegger and Salma Hayek as Zeus and Hera in BMW’s considerably atypical Tremendous Bowl spot from Goodby Silverstein and now Mercedes has topped the lot with ‘Immortal Love’ by Antoni Storage for its venerable G-Class, a 4X4 that appears prefer it was designed for Operation Barbarossa.

Is it a brand new spin on Romeo and Juliet in a vampire film? Or Les Liaisons Dangereuses?

Or, perhaps, eight minutes of interminable (if properly shot) twaddle? The automobile, by the way in which, is immortal too.

MAA artistic scale: Phew, twixt 2 and 6.